Old lady or bold lady?

Maria: Is he your boyfriend?

Me: No. We are friends.

Maria: I am single and I am looking for someone. The other day I put an advert on the newspaper stating ‘I am looking for a second hand partner.’ They called me from the antique shop.

Me: So you are not married?

Maria: Kind of. My husband stopped talking to me….when he passed away.

Me: What is your name?

Maria’s answer was…

‘My name is Maria Vergine (virgin), but call me Maria only. Virgene doesn’t apply anymore.’