Old lady or bold lady?
Maria: Is he your boyfriend?
Me: No. We are friends.
Maria: I am single and I am looking for someone. The other day I put an advert on the newspaper stating ‘I am looking for a second hand partner.’ They called me from the antique shop.
Me: So you are not married?
Maria: Kind of. My husband stopped talking to me….when he passed away.
Me: What is your name?
Maria’s answer was…
‘My name is Maria Vergine (virgin), but call me Maria only. Virgene doesn’t apply anymore.’